hey! I'm Sammy! I post stuff that I find either funny or interesting. I love Jesus,Doctor Who, How to train your dragon, and other stuff. But those are just some of my favorites. I hope you find my blog fun to look at and you decide to follow! :D

You can also follow me on twitter!! https://twitter.com/#!/sammygriffioen
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When you wear a new outfit and your friends and people you don't know bask in your presence

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omfg. the gif! HAHAH

what a funny blog

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http://memeblock.com/

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http://memeblock.com/

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That awkward moment when you’re talking and you realize no one cares about what you’re saying.

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i know what u are 

ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight

say it

a blogger

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See this happen all the time

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"Boyfriend" by Google Translator

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Google Translator singing Boyfriend

via laugh-addict

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http://memeblock.com/

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"taken" by One Direction

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AHAHAHAHAHA

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TRYING TO GET SOMEONES ATTENTION

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getting a normal persons attention

getting your bestfriends attention


this blog is hilarious

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